Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Decision time!

I have made a decision.
I don't know what it is about blogs that makes me want to overshare, but starting tomorrow I'm going to start thinking of memories that are actually, like, interesting, like the week I set up a lot of profiles on dating sites, or the time a robot tried to chat me up on facebook (but I figured him out, no worries!), or the time a mob of children chased me through the zoo shouting "Foreigner! Foreigner!"

Or maybe I'll explain "Jezebel".
Or talk about the time I turned my back in China and my tour group got sucked into a black hole and I had to wander around a silk worm factory by myself until they found me.
Or the many times my skirt has fallen off on-stage (it was twice, but still).
Or how I used to use tricks my dad taught me to trick him with fake progress reports in high school!
Or the time a homeless man tried to convince me he knew where twenty-thousand dollars was hidden (and I sort of believed him).

Man, I could be so much more interesting.


Anonymous said...

I can't imagine how you could possibly get any LESS interesting. I laugh-coughed myself to death just reading this one entry. Woe is I with the cold! Hope you're feeling well by now!

Anonymous said...

Oooh! Fun fact! Did you know that the dragonflies in Coraline were voiced by Teri Hatcher's daughter, Emerson? LoL! I'm still scared of that show!